We appreciate that aDMg.
Honestly, about the captchas ... don't question and answer fields work better? Like "what's D&D 3e mean?" -> "Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition" or things like that. If you put up like 5 of those from a pool of 20 then spambots will have to be programmed specifically for this site. As best I can tell spammers don't target, they just fish to see if they can beat built-in captchas, right?